July 4th Fun

The GAAR REALTOR® Building will be closed on July 4th for Independence Day.

Now for the fun...

Just a few fun sayings you can use to entertain your clients between the food and fireworks on the 4th!

  1. Doesn't our country look great in red, white, and blue
  2. 1776 was a great year! Our country is aging like fine wine.
  3. REALTOR®: My great-grandfather fought with Napoleon, my grandfather fought with the French and my father fought with the Americans.
    Client: Your relatives couldn’t get along with anyone, could they?
  4. REALTOR®: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?
    Johnny: “Play ball”?
  5. ...

Have an awesome holiday everyone!